From
kym
On September 24th, YouTuber Uyen Le uploaded a college news report
about an email sent to pledges in the Phi Kappa Tau fraternity at
Georgia Tech, containing detailed instructions on how to seduce women at
parties.
The
letter, which recommended pledges dance with female students at parties
and use alcohol to reduce their inhibitions, ended with the signoff “In
luring
rapebait girls.”
Alright chods, some of you could
use some help on how to mack and succeed at parties. Mostly pledges do,
but some bros could use a review. For anytime throughout the party… If
you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!
Ok,
if it is before midnight… A group of girls is standing around, grab a
bro or pledge bro and go talk to them. First, introduce yourself and get
their name, ask if they are having a good time, and then ask if they
want anything to drink. If they say yes, walk them to the bar and tell
them what we have to drink. If they say no and they look like they are
in a sorority, ask them if they are in a sorority (
DUH).
If not, choose one of the following: where are you living, where are
you from, have you been here before, how are classes going, or where all
have you been tonight. Then proceed to have a conversation. IF
THEY ARE HAMMERED AT
ANY POINT BEFORE MIDNIGHT,
JUST SKIP THE CHIT CHAT AND GO
DANCE.
Midnight
or after, if you have been talking for awhile and they’ve had a couple
drinks, ask if they want to dance. If you see an untalked to group or a
solo girl, go up to her and ask if she wants anything to drink. If she
says yes, get her a drink and then ask if she wants to dance. If she
says no, ask her to dance.
DANCING IS
FUN!!!!!
Always try to dance. If she does not want to dance and is with friends,
say “aw thats no fun” (or something like that) and then ask one of her
friends.
Here is how to dance: Grab them on the hips with your 2
hands and then let them grind against your dick. After that slowly
alternate between just putting your hand across their stomach, but make
sure don’t to go to high (keep it under the boob) or too low(dont try to
finger her… yet). After a song, start putting your cheek on the side of
her cheek.
ALWAYS USE YOUR HANDS OR
ARMS TO
GUIDE THEIR DANCING in order to maximize your pleasure. If she starts putting her hair over her ear,
THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A
KISS.
Therefore, try to give her a kiss on the cheek. They usually like that
and nothing really should ebcome of it. In the case, go for the neck
kiss. If for some reason they aren’t down for a cheek kiss, just dance
through it or say you are going to get another drink and see if they
want one. And then repeat from the beginning.
If the party is
going good (a.k.a. there are a lot of open girls) try to escalate cause
it’s awesome. Here is how to escalate: Try to twist her hips around to
face you and dance front to front.
FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED!
You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue), you can stick your hand
up her shirt (not right away though), you can go for a butt grab
(outside or inside the shirts), or use your imagination.
ALWAYS START WITH THE MAKING OUT!!!! NO
RAPING.
A short guide consist of the 7 E’s of
HOOKING
UP! 1. Encounter (spot a girl or group of girls) 2. Engage (go up and
talk to them) 3. Escalate (ask them to dance, or ask them to go up to
your room or find a couch, depending on what kind of party) 4. Erection (
GET HARD)
5. Excavate (should be self-explanatory) 6. Ejaculate (should also be
self explanatory) 7.
Expunge (send them out of your room and on their
way out when you are finished.sleep... IF
ANYTHING EVER FAILS, GO
GET MORE ALCOHOL. I want to see everyone succeed at the next couple parties.